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ted fenton 9:09 Fri Feb 7
Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
This really does sound like serious shit for Sunday so be aware of warnings as traveling could really be fecked up !!


The Met Office has issued yellow weather warnings across the UK, with an amber 'danger to life' alert in the South of England


BE CAREFUL OUT THERE !

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Percy Dalton 10:09 Fri Feb 7
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
With any luck Ted we'll have a massive power cut about 4-30 Sunday afternoon.

ted fenton 10:23 Fri Feb 7
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
Ha yep Percy we said the same thing !

lowermarshhammer 10:35 Fri Feb 7
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
Low air pressure?
Windy as fuck?

Time to go pike fishing.

Watch out for falling branches as you set the hooks into a lump.

Alfie 11:14 Fri Feb 7
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
I shit storm Ciara. Shit her. Snidey racist weather pattern slag.
Who the fuck does she think she is? Michael Fist?

Fucking come over here - blowing leaves about - pressurising the NHS - doing rural based manal labour - telling jokes & having a daft laff. Blowing over scarecrows with big wafts. Gusty cunt.

Come then Ciara - with your 18 mile an hour shitoff winds.

Ooh scary bollocks. Gale force? Windy pops?

I shit you mate.

Come then. Savv ya. I'll done ya.

eusebiovic 11:30 Fri Feb 7
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
People in the Caribbean must be reading these reports of 70mph winds and shaking their heads thinking "Fuckin' Amateurs"

Hammer and Pickle 11:33 Fri Feb 7
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
Look at the pressure charts.

It’s been very, very wrong in the North Atlantic all year.

violator 11:47 Fri Feb 7
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
I wanted to go fishing as well, cunting wind

Thanks Ted 12:00 Sat Feb 8
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
THANKS TED

lowermarshhammer 12:07 Sat Feb 8
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
Violator.

Bit of a bigger if you're float fishing I suppose.

Puts a bit of distance on your cast mind.

Pike tend to go a feeding frenzy in these conditions, time to get the lures out.

The Fonz 12:09 Sat Feb 8
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
Could help us against City. Lots of crosses please!

PeterJ 12:24 Sat Feb 8
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Alfie 11:14 Fri Feb 7
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara

Errrmmmm yeah, nice one.

The Postman 12:27 Sat Feb 8
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
Brought a Kite.. Been standing over the park. Waiting.. Waiting.. Waiting.. Kids have buggered off home. Sammy The Somalian, and those Cockney Long Skirts are pointing at me!! Why did Dick Van Dyke have all the fun? Damn you Ciara..Damn you.

Hammer and Pickle 12:33 Sat Feb 8
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
"I'll done ya"

It's been a while since I heard that!

Mike Oxsaw 12:47 Sat Feb 8
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
What did people expect now we don't have the big, brave EU to protect us any more.

In fact, THEY probably arranged this just to blow all our fish their way.

Cunts.

Westham67 2:38 Sat Feb 8
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
I was working as a ground worker building a Tarmac plant at the end of River Road Barking next to the Thames when the 87 hurricane hit. I use to smoke a lot off weed in those days and I slept through it and me my mate walked to work.

The general Forman and Forman came in from Hastings and could not make it. So it was happy days and were in the Ship and Shovel by 11am had a few beers and joints. About 2 30pm the paddy shuttering chippys came in and said the concrete is coming to pour a 40ft stock bay wall no issue we just went in and done it

I was standing on top of the strongbacks at the top of the wall formwork with no PPE and nothing one side of the wall but a 40ft drop trying to catch a concrete skip with a stoned mate banking the crane in quite a lively breeze next to Thames and we though nothing of it

Hammer and Pickle 2:49 Sat Feb 8
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
Have you considered applying for Cummings civil service 67?

ted fenton 2:53 Sat Feb 8
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
Amber warning now for Manchester tomorrow so our game could easily be called off.

gph 2:57 Sat Feb 8
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
Could end up with both teams hugging the touchline and 90% of the pitch unused.

defjam 4:57 Sat Feb 8
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
Westham67 2:38 - It wasn't a hurricane, It was an extratropical cyclone with a sting jet, a previously unknown feature.

We can't get hurricanes here, that storm started in the Bay of Biscay.

This storm system is amazing on satellite images, It's not even one complete system but in two parts. and the tail end is over Florida at the moment.

The 1987 storm was recorded at 953 mb, this ones meant to drop to around 946mb according to the ecmwf hres which is incredible if it happens.

Nurse Ratched 5:09 Sat Feb 8
Re: Met Office warns of ‘danger to life’ as Amber alert issued for 80mph Storm Ciara
They always get us worked up, promising all sorts of exciting destruction, and what follows barely rattles your wheelie bin lid. I predict the usual disappointment.

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